Short king is the definition of zac rudd, a below average in height male who goes around acting like he’s tall but he’s not.
by Short King syndrome May 18, 2022
Get the Short kingmug. A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
Get the Blonde Short Kingmug. a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.
girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
by cutemiddleeasternwomanforever April 12, 2024
Get the short kingmug. by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023
Get the SHORT KINGmug. by Shriffles November 30, 2021
Get the Short Kingmug. by junjunnie November 21, 2021
Get the short kingmug. Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.
Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
Get the Short kingmug.