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Nub Stomping

Using a nub (part left from amputated limb) in a downward stomping motion to have sex.
Wow! After that nub stomping I don't think I'm going to shit right for a week.
by LovinMcnubbin December 8, 2018
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Take me shopping

Pay for everything she wants at the mall
Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke
by Lalee September 20, 2015
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nigger shopping

Dales mum was nigger shopping ryans mum.
by abcm123 June 21, 2010
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Shopping a la cart

When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.

Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
by autobot85 August 4, 2010
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waffle stomping

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.
by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007
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shopping hangover

When you wake up and are hit with the remembrance of last night's out of control shopping escapade.

There are a few infomercials on during the day but at night they are featured on nearly every channel. Big Business knows that as consumers, our guard is down at night, so they capitalize by only feeding us shopping options.

"Shopping hangover" applies to infomercials as well as online shopping - since after around 11 p.m. people start to feel the need to buy everything they've ever thought about...and some things they haven't.
"Dude - when I checked my e-mail this morning and had 17 congratulatory messages from eBay, I was hit with the biggest shopping hangover! What did I DO last night?"
by Rusty Pierce December 27, 2007
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Shopping-gasm

The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.
Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.
by Bill Bassett June 21, 2017
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