shoesex

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

Shoeber

When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.

After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2017

Shoeicide

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

by amisstree December 2, 2010

shoebies

person staying at the jersey shore for a day/weekend/entire summer then picks up and leaves, most time from ny or penn

The traffic is so bad because of all the shoebies coming down.

by hagermister July 5, 2004

a a a shoeee

the sound you make when you pretend to sneeze but then yeet bc why not? then point at ur shoe

ok but like i needa sneeze

ok lol

a a a shoeee
*points at shoe

tf

by yeeterfly829 May 31, 2020

shoebie

1.someone who wares shoes to the beach.

2.someone who trashes the beach.

a tourist=shoebie

by xlilferret24x April 3, 2009