shock

To shit into a sock. This aforementioned sock is then, generally, left somewhere that it will generally be sat on. This causes the fecal matter to seep through the sock, and all over the person.

Dude, I just shocked MattyM's mum's bed! She'll probably love it though.

by Will Quick January 9, 2008

Shocked

To get your slammed so hard you wake up pregnant and shacking

I woke up and was Shocked

by Thow Shalt not September 24, 2018

Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.

Damn, shes got some nice shocks

by matt November 29, 2004

shock

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

by SteveMick Pete December 28, 2005

Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"

by ixilliana March 2, 2017

Shock

A term used to describe an electrician that is always angry and not good at their job.

That guy that wired the pump up was a real shock sucker, I had to go back and fix everything.

by Notshock September 5, 2018

shocks

another name for twat,you have 2 fuck the shocks til they are no longer usable like hazel

guy1-yo i broke the shit out my girls shocks
guy2-damn thats watspoppin im bout 2 break my girls in a few
guy1-tough u better break dem shocks my nig

by young twatter December 24, 2007