shoogle ma plooms

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

shanoogle

Desperately looking for answers using Google.

Person #1: "How are you planning to solve this riddle?"

Person #2: "I'm going to shanoogle it!"

by SLim de Marko March 23, 2016

Shloogle

The receiving of goods from someone who originates from the Netherlands, particularly wooden shoes and tulips.

“I was strolling to work and was given a pair of clog knogs! I’ve been shloogled and don’t mind at all”.

by Coveknog November 29, 2018

chicken-shnoodle

a combination of sssssssssssshicken and noodles

Example: here honey eat your chicken-shnoodle.

Proper response: I WANT PIZZA WOMAN!

also see "yesh"

by 12S'sINsssssssssssshicken June 26, 2010

Shnoodlehooper

Shnoodlehooper Sh-noo-dle-hoop-er. Made up creature that is no larger than a lofe of bread, and no smaller then a penny. This creature is what ever you might want it to be, but it is good never bad. This creature was first an assignment in a clay sculpting class of Elementary school students in March of 2009. When a Shnoodlehooper walks it is called a shnoodle. The sound they make sounds like they're saying "shnoodley shnoodley shoodley!" Make up your own Shnoodlehooper on a blank piece of paper and let you imagination shnoodle!

Jessica: Hey Megan, come here look at the creature i made look how cute it is!
Megan: Awwwww! You know, i think it looks like a Shnoodlehooper!?!
Jessica: I think you're right!

by J-All June 16, 2009

shnoodler

A man who with an uncurcumsized penis pulls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand with intensity and compassion without regard to where his load might land

That shnoodler just blew his load in Nick's eye.

by EMA85 December 16, 2008

shnooble

NOUN; Someone who licks the anus of a turtle habitually; A turtle anus licker.

VERB: To lick a turtle's anus (usually in a habitual fashion)
also SHNOOBLIFICATE

Coined by Jake Holtz 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Other Forms:
shnoobled; shnooblification; shnooblificate; shnoobling; shnooblificating

NOUN FORM: I know why he likes turtles so much: He must be a fuckin' shnooble!

VERB FORB: Jake Holtz predicts that in 10 years every pet store will have a sign in front saying 'NO SHNOOBLING'

by Xanthippos Kakistos March 24, 2005