Shnit

The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.

Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.

by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 19, 2016

Shnitted

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.

Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..

by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

Shnitted

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.

Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.

by casterfields August 15, 2016

Shnit

When you fart and sneeze at the same time causing you to shit your pants.

I was so embarrassed last night. I shnit myself on my date.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

The Shnits

This refers to the condition of having the shits or diarrhea. Part of the Matt-E-Okee lingo created while staying at the Boca House. Alternatively, the word shnit can be used in place of theshit.

Jesus Christ! You wouldn't believe it. I've got the shnits again!

by Matt-E-Okee July 22, 2010