schmormels

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

by lectop February 28, 2004

Shmort

So a few streams ago I was trying to say something and it came out shmort. I made up this definition on the fly, enjoy!

SHMORT: The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.

We are taking back thie negative definition posted here and making it positive. Cant stop us.

I shmort you.

We are getting a shmorting feeling.

We be shmortin'
The shmort was insane!

by anonymous July 20, 2021

fatty shmorg

when you take your pants off and rip ass in a dude’s mouth and smooch with the boys to spread the stench.

yo I just ripped the fatty Shmorg at my friends house

by Chimp Slayer September 16, 2020

Semordnilap

Words that, when spelled backwards, produce another word.

Examples:

Room - Moor
Desserts - Stressed

Mood - Doom
Drawer - Reward
Time - Emit
Regal - Lager
Swam - Maws

Synonyms: "Semordnilaps are also known as heteropalindromes, semi-palindromes, half-palindromes, reversgrams, reversible anagrams, word reversals, or anadromes. They have also sometimes been called antigrams, though this term now usually refers to anagrams with opposing meanings." Source : Wikidictionary

Also sometimes known as an emordnilap. Some may consider semordnilap to be the plural form.

Q. If the queen buys a pint, does that make it a regal lager?
A. Dude, that's a semordnilap

by CaMo21 October 9, 2014

shlorper

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head

O yea shordy def a shlorper

by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022

schmorgisborg

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.

-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"

by Stroganoff August 6, 2008

Shmorning

An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.

Good shmorning Abby today sure is great

by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020