Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016

Shmoofle

gay retard

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle

by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

shmooblydonk

The process and/or art of shmoobing.

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

Or--

I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.

by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011

Shmooked

A synonym for trick.

You just got shmooked.

by Mr. Shmooked September 12, 2018

Micrupple shmoople

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.

Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!

by Fishy milo October 4, 2019

Shmoodle

v.The act of sucking up, flirting, Facebook Stalking, getting all over something, to be (or acting) gay. Usually what saprins do.

Don't shmoodle!

by Wordman on the track March 22, 2010