shmirtefléur

What to say if you don't know how to pronounce, spell, or say a word.
( said in a fat Cartman voice)

How do you say it... You know the shmirtefléur!

by Noun: shmir-tee-fléur May 8, 2015

shmit

Alteration of the word "Shit".

Can be used instead of Shit, so as not to offend anyone.

WTF? Cold toco meat...I hate that Shmit!

Toco Bell makes me shmit....

by Juggers November 24, 2004

Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

Shiztinite

The combination of Superman's only weakness and the ancient Gaelic word Shite (Origin of Shit)combined to create a word meant for both suprised and inconvienant situations

Holy "Shiztinite" Batman!

by ScottishMike72 May 4, 2009

Shiztort

When taking a shit and it comes out of shape and breaks into pieces or comes out weird.

Shawntell: Whatchu doin' mayne?

Latrill:Damn man im taking a shit; why does it burn?!!

Shawntell: Are you sure you didnt shiztort your self???

Latrill: Aww Blood!!!!!!! I shiztorted all over the place how the fuck did it get on my feet???!!!

by AB-Z November 5, 2009

Shmizzle To The Mizzle

when a person is high asf

kick: hey molly are you okay?
molly:I'm Shmizzle to the mizzle

by Little Guppie February 10, 2019

Shmidty Schnelson

Shmidty Schnelson is a younger member of the Schnelson family. She is known for having long brown hair, being short, and still having baby teeth. Many sightings of Shmidty Schnelson have been reported throughout the area of Sky Top Lodge. She is usually seen with an army of children who are thought to be past spirits haunting the halls of Sky Top Lodge. If you encounter Shmidty Schnelson it is vital that you stay calm, and refrain from making contact with her.

I saw Shmidty Schnelson yesterday for brunch.

by Shmidty Schnelson January 2, 2022