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When taking a shit and it comes out of shape and breaks into pieces or comes out weird.
Shawntell: Whatchu doin' mayne?

Latrill:Damn man im taking a shit; why does it burn?!!

Shawntell: Are you sure you didnt shiztort your self???

Latrill: Aww Blood!!!!!!! I shiztorted all over the place how the fuck did it get on my feet???!!!
by AB-Z November 05, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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