Shreked

When you take a watery shit so bad it wrecks the toilet causing it to resemble Shreks swamp

i shreked my toilet after eating all those wings last night

by SweetLifeOfBlackAndChody December 1, 2019

Shreked

Being so fucking high you literally feel like you’re in shrek.

Dude, that cart is so fire. I’m shreked asf

by anonymous September 20, 2020

shmeedler

Someone that spends more time on social media than attention on the road whilst driving a prius

Don't cross yet here comes a shmeedler

by Cheekytikki November 12, 2021

Shmeed

The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.

You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.

by Milena Lukic December 23, 2007

shreked

When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek

Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first

by Typewriter war November 8, 2011

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

shmekel

Yiddish for a prepubecent penis

Awe....doesn't he have a cute little shmekel....

by HT-Dog January 3, 2008