shlunk

A moron, a fool or jackass.

"That guy is such a shlunk he couldn't find his ass with both hands..."

by osage December 31, 2007

Splunky

Unsurpassable awesomeness
Used to describe people, places, and things

Did you see her outfit, It's so splunky!

He has such a splunky personality!

Hawaii is a splunky place to vacation!

by JoMo16 November 4, 2010

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

Splunky

Funky slut

“She is so splunky”said Eva

“Yeah she is” said Liam

by Splunky peps February 10, 2020

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

Shlunk

1. The act of throwing a sharp object (such as a cleaver) at someone's forehead, or other areas of the body.

Ex. The man shlunked the knife at his apposer's head.

by Supersaucymeme April 2, 2021

Shlunko

Brodie Munro, literally Brodie Munro

Punko Dunko living in a shlunko

by 123456789016383930274739 March 25, 2023