shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

Shluk

Lex Sengelmann (YES) Member of TBZ smash bros team.

Hi Shluk

by mulpisticlune February 24, 2021

Shloka

She's hilarious and has the best smile. She's worried others may hate on her but nothing about her is strange. She has the best of friends and will make you happier. She's great at school and is a straight A student. When people tell her she can't she doesn't care. She only needs one yes to do it!

Person 1: I love hanging with Shloka
Person 2: She's THE best!!!

by always love life February 17, 2022

Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

slouky/sluky

meaning someone who is nasty.
someone who is gross, or dirty.
non-sexual way.

"Ew look at that chick, she is so slouky/sluky"

by bunnnnnix3 January 6, 2010

Shlockabooger

Sophie

Come here shlockabooger

by Bean slawfish May 24, 2019