Shmemories

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

shlemed

Similar to the word “shmacked,” shlemed means out of this world and is often used when referring to being really high

I was absolutely shlemed last night
I was shlemed on drugs

by Shlemedpunani420 June 8, 2021

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

by Davey February 8, 2005

slemo

Slutty emo people people who usually hang out at the mall.

I was at the mall and a i saw a group of slemos hanging outside of the knife store.

by runningbacontree September 21, 2007

shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005

shlomo

1. A Hebrew name meaning 'Solomon'
2. An awesome human beatboxer from Leeds

Ey Shlomo, pass me the matzos!

by skimper September 29, 2006