skisturbate

the act of masturbating while skiing

Bob: bro what were you doing yesterday when we where skiing?
Jacob: bro i was skisturbating, you should try it
Bob: cool , ill try it someday.

5 days later
Bob: so now that we are here, how the FUCK do i skiisturbate.
Jacob: let me show you, just pull down your pants, grab your willy,stroke, and enjoy skiing!
Bob goes down the hill skisturbating
Bob: wow i love to skisturbate.
Random Lady: Boy you just nutted on my face
Bob:your welcum.

by I_Eat_Sunblock June 29, 2017

Shituate

A poor town on the coast of Massachusetts where everyone is always drunk. Where all the fun people are from. Everybody makes fun of it but they secretly wish they lived there because it’s starting to get really rich and everybody there is a total alcoholic.

I’m from Shituate and i’m Proud of it! So you can suck on Marshvegas’s ding a ling you CoHo

by JUCRISPY May 28, 2018

Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

Shituate

To Situate your ass on the toilet seat when getting ready to crap.

"Before I crap I always try to shituate myself"

by Mafew Mizzle May 4, 2008

Staturbate

To become sexually aroused by ones score in a video game

I staturbated all over my laptop after a 33-0 game of valorant

by Bill <3 Epstein July 24, 2020

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

shiterate

to get blackout drunk, clog a toilet, have it flood the bathroom, and have the shit-water leak into your downstairs neighbors house

Ben's neighbors are really unlucky that he shiterated them last weekend.

by Jjaamaall August 22, 2008