Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

shiture

A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).

Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).

Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?

by Ashland_rox March 2, 2010

shitkemo

nickname for a mountain in southern Vermont that puts shit parks together and doesn't get the concept of blowing snow yet

after i went off a jump and landed on grass, i decided i was never going back to shitkemo

by carinthia December 7, 2010

shitoker

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s

Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)

by ggggg June 12, 2003

Shitake

Mostly generated after seeing a word "shiitake"
Shitake does not mean anything but for me, it means eating shit (take shit)

1. Mary is always shitaking.

2. Peter shitook after he lose the game.

3. John had shitoken by Mary.

4. Nicholas always shitake.

by Nicholascsh May 15, 2016

shitpuke

noun. nad.

nad == shitpuke

by #malden July 15, 2003

Bukakke Shitake

At least three American reality tv shows watched back to back with two or more friends in attendance.

Hey Carl, text Edna to meet at your place for the bukakke shitake tonight. There are three back to back episodes of Jersey Shore and then we can watch two episodes of Big Brother.

by Biggeral September 1, 2010