shitard

some tard who enjoys eating shit or shit related products.

1. Mark is so brokeback he actually is the biggest shitard ever

by matt beliveau April 26, 2006

shit tard

when a retard shits all over the floor and walls

dam thats alota shit tard

by shit tard December 7, 2021

Shitturds

Things in life that just completely suck. This is what life gives you when lemons aren't bad enough.

The new job is just a bursting bowl of shitturds.

by Bigmanintheforest January 4, 2012

Shittarette

The worst kind of Cigarette. Brands like Pall Mall, GT One, and Basic earn the title of Shittarette.

Jacob: Hey Matt throw me a Pall Mall!

Matt: Huh?

Matt: Oh wait! You must mean "Matt throw me a Shittarette!"

by Dr. Lawls March 19, 2009

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

Shimtard

She + Him + Retard

A male who impersonates females online - particularly on sites that are primarily geared towards a male audience (sports, sci-fi, automotive, etc.) - in a desperate attempt to become more popular and fill the empty void his life has become. The retardness comes into play as he continually gets caught since he is far too much of a simpleton to pull it off.

The pathetic shimtard just gave himself away again. He randomly said his bra size was 34 Triple C. (A real female would know that the sizes go A, B, C, D, DD, DDD, etc. There's no CCC.)

by Frazzzer January 26, 2011

shitturdery

One step past a shittery. When some level of decorum is in order, or when in mixed company, it is good to have a stronger term than shittery.

Everything is effed up....what a shitturdery.

by DCTreeMan November 14, 2017