The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.
The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.
The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.
Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.
by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009
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by Slagwurm September 7, 2008
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by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006
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by Jagsh February 16, 2009
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My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.
2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."
Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"
Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"
Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."
Passenger: "Too late..."
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My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.
2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."
Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"
Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"
Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."
Passenger: "Too late..."
by Ragman July 28, 2008
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by JV May 13, 2004
Get the Shitstang mug.its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...
he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear
by slapapig September 27, 2003
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