Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

by beetee-> May 17, 2010

Shitness

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

by APuett December 3, 2007

Shitness

Cool way of saying “legitness”

Dude Infinity War was Shitness

by Lil Tay The Youngest Flexer July 25, 2018

Shitness

When food is so amazing it makes you shit.

That curry was the shitness

by God King James June 19, 2015

shitness

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.

I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.

by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020

Shitness

It’s basically just shit

Omg! The new guy is just shitness

by DJDABBY October 11, 2022

Shitstism

Part of speech: Noun (mostly) / sometimes adjective
Definition:
The state or act of being an utterly idiotic, frustrating, or infuriating little shit.
(Adj.) Describing someone who is behaving in an overwhelmingly stupid, chaotic, or aggravating way.

“Dude, that was pure shitstism—why would you even try that?”

"Look at this little shitstism in all it's glory."

by ViktorGraves December 18, 2025