shitpipe warrior

an arse bandit. a queer. one who likes it 'up the chuff'

'what a tit!'
'yeah...hes a right shitpipe warrior!'

by Scott Howarth December 27, 2007

wooden shit piece

someone who is not easy to get along with.

Cole, shut up, you are a wooden shit piece.

by ashley and lia August 3, 2008

shitpile

1. A pile of shit.

2. Connoting a large amount of something. Basically serves the same function as a noun that big ass serves as an adjective.

1. My dog made a little shitpile and commenced bowing before it and howling.

2. Tammy Fay Bakker is probably best known for wearing a shitpile of makeup.

by brephophagist January 31, 2007

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

shitpipe

Often referred to as the chocolate starfish or rusty sherrifs badge. this entrance should be appraoched with caution!

"Spread my shitpipe and fuck my arse till i bleed"

"that bitch got rimmed on the shitpipe"

by Stylee September 26, 2003

Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.

(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'

by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009

shit piece

it is your arse hole/ anal sphincter

I was nobbin this girl last night and split her shit piece

by Edward Bradwel April 27, 2007