shitanium

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

Shitwankery

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at

I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017

caca shilanga

Something written in brown sharpie on an abandoned house wall and discovered back in 2014

little sister: "dude look over here!"
me: "what the fuck is caca shilanga???"
**Google's caca shilanga but finds nothing

by nibbleonmypickle March 26, 2018

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

Shetland

Shetland - a person of short stature and quite good looking.

In other words, short and rideable.

Originating from Shetland Pony.

Tracey: Hey check out that guy.
Sara: He's too short for me.

Tracey: No way, that guy's a Shetland!

by Belfast_Bugle October 26, 2016

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

Shilan

1) A kurdish word for an orangey coloured stone.

2) A beautiful girl who is also very seductive

1) That bracelet is encrusted with shilan's.

2) DAMN i want to tap that Shilan

by andkla;jfsd July 20, 2010