shitsnifter

Identifies a drinking apparatus (e.g. glass, cup, etc.) used to serve disgusting beverages.

Hey assmunch! Get this shitsnifter out of my face. Your kamikaze tastes like yo' mama's snatch.

by JoeGV November 13, 2007

shitaristical

Something so shitty it's almost good. Almost. (See also: shitarific)

Wow, that book was shitaristical!

by Kwizbit December 14, 2009

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.

That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

shitbrit

shitty British Literature sometimes remarked to be "great" works of art

the ever lovely Pride and Prejudice or more commonly known as "shitbrit"

by precipce September 21, 2010

Shitbritches

People who have something good happen to them should be happy and fulfilled, have some purpose in their lifel and prove that life is good and they can spread the goodness around.

But some of them blow it because they can't control their reactions to their good fortune. It all turns to shit and their life is therefore more crappy than it would have ever been if they didn't have that really good luck happen to them in the first place.

Someone like that is a shitbritches.

For a while there, Britney Spears was a pure shitbritches.

by notalottogiotto March 17, 2010

Shitcraft

When unlucky stuff happens in Minecraft and you get really pissed with it. You're friend goes easy on you and you still get killed by your friend. You get anxious and don't want to play Minecraft anymore.

I'd delete that old Shitcraft from 2011.

by BabbleBoy July 10, 2021

Shitrified

A mixture of being shit scared and petrified

"Man, I am downright shitrified of that fucking finance class"

by Herod June 5, 2003