Captian Shitbird
Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010
dirty shitbird
dirty shitbird by Peterbilt1 March 10, 2014
get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook by barber of seville November 27, 2020
shitbid
The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.
shit bird
Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
shit bird by Eric Lazar August 21, 2007
Flaming Shit Bird
A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
Flaming Shit Bird by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011
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