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Captian Shitbird 

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.
Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.
Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010

dirty shitbird 

Someone who screws you over for a cheap fuck
That dirty shitbird left me at the bar for a cheap 10 dollar hooker!!
dirty shitbird by Peterbilt1 March 10, 2014

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook 

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.
I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.
shitbid by cober1 March 7, 2013

shit bird 

Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
shit bird by Eric Lazar August 21, 2007

Flaming Shit Bird 

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.
Flaming Shit Bird by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011