shitlock 

An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.

Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!

shitlock by Jeffballz Guyser May 29, 2009

shitlocks 

1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks

2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows

1.) That guy need to shave them shitlocks out of his head!!

2.) Jim: You ugly
Bob: Yo mama
Jim: Shut-up and take them shitlocks down
Bob: Fuck you man

shitlocks by darkshadow2247 December 19, 2004

shitlock 

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.

shitlock by LackofJack April 25, 2015

Shitlock 

To render toilets out of order by blocking the hole either inadvertently with faeces or deliberately, i.e. in a state of relatively important intoxication, by adding whole toilet rolls and sometimes crockery

"The fucking idiots, they've shitlocked the bloody toilets !" (typical assessment on Saturday mornings in an English university hall of residence)

Shitlock by DarkStormy March 4, 2015

no sure, shitlock 

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.

Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"

no sure, shitlock by C-Mills June 10, 2010

Shitlocked 

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

Shitlocked by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

shitlocked 

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

shitlocked by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018