shitfinger

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.

Ian is a total shitfinger.

by S Hayes June 11, 2003

shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

shitflinger

a dumbass who will not leave you alone

hey, you shitflinger!

(shitflinger) huh?sljadhjfah

by shitterscratcher May 2, 2019

Shitfinger

To steal or to mess up other people's things

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.

by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009

Shitflingerfest

1) An arduous and contemptable situation or subject.

2) A festival attended by people of sub-par intelligence in which they fling feces at each other.

1) "Ah man, this class is so confusing, what a shitflingerfest."

2)"Is Mike home?"
"No, he went to the shitflingerfest with the Andersons from down the street, he should be back around dinner."

by Japmasta Funk January 21, 2009

Shitflinger

A sub-genre of YouTubers who usually sit in front of a camera critiquing all sorts of topics in a colorful yet vulgar manner. Come across as entertaining at first until you realize their arguments have very little substance and the topics they discuss are often very obvious, as they tend to rather develop a loud persona around their critiques to distract from the fact they can’t develop any actual criticism beyond “this is stupid and bad.”

“Man that DoseOfBuckley guy sure is a Shitflinger.”

by DrewHandle April 1, 2023

Shitslinger

A joke term making fun of Anarcho-Primitivists. Due to the fact that Anarcho-Primitivism opposes many human advancements, people who follow the ideology are commonly mocked as primal humans. Since primal being are uncivilized, and known to sling their shit, this is where the term comes from.

Has anyone seen what this shitslinger is saying? His ideas are ridiculous.

by The guy November 25, 2017