shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.

"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.

by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009

shittaretic

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.

I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic

by HellyM March 16, 2008

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Sistard

Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.

My Sistard drives me to intense feelings of fratricide.

by Wraith0 April 6, 2010

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

shitarang

A worthless ex that keeps trying to come back into your life.

The shitarang messaged me again last night trying to hook up.

by TripG January 23, 2020

Shitarse

Made-up Spanish verb meaning to shit yourself

Si pudea me shitar (shitarse), esa seria bueno.

If i could shit myself, that would be great.

by qwerty1231231 May 30, 2009