She is the most gorgeous girl in the world, you’ll never meet prettier.
She understands you like no one would ever do.
She’s loyal, hot and most of all hella thicc.
You couldn’t wish for anything more than a Shiren
She understands you like no one would ever do.
She’s loyal, hot and most of all hella thicc.
You couldn’t wish for anything more than a Shiren
Johannes: dude I love this girl.
Sky: Oh, what’s her name?
Johannes: Her name is Shiren.
Sky: bro, marry her-
Sky: Oh, what’s her name?
Johannes: Her name is Shiren.
Sky: bro, marry her-
by Sky1484 August 31, 2020
Get the Shiren mug.A run down school that looks like Alcatraz from Mob of the dead on black ops 2, located between Coloma, a girls school full of ogres, and Oasis, a school full of shitty roadmen that think they can 'take mans girl' when 'mans girl' has already been washed up from other schools and is waiting for a sloppy fourth to spread their STDs.
by GxT March 5, 2017
Get the shirley high school mug.these people are normally the hottest, nicest, prettiest girls around, if they are single, only god knows why?
by philldumffy April 13, 2011
Get the shirelle mug.Andrew Phillip Shirley. Lead guitarist for the band Switchfoot. Also informally known as the band comedian. Frequently spotted spouting off hilarious one-liners and committing side-splitting acts of tomfoolery in the band's official podcast. (See Podcasts 6 and 19 for some of Drew's most memorable moments.)
by MusicGal July 29, 2009
Get the Drew Shirley mug.The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
by NightWind November 8, 2010
Get the Purple-shirted eye-stabber mug.Per Amy Schumer: A "Wacky Shirley" is when a girl sits on a guy's face getting her pussy eaten while reading her tweets. She invented it because all the weird sex stuff is geared towards men.
I pulled a "wacky Shirley" on max today! He liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him on even more"
by Swanky1 December 12, 2015
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