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shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.
by Nishnob October 26, 2015
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Shoemaker

A short guy who works out but he is missing a chromosome
Man that guy over there is a shoemaker
by Flexseal November 6, 2018
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shoemaker

A gay dude, typically so flaming that he is obnoxious & annoying or just funny to observe.
Why did we go to this restaurant? It's crawling with shoemakers.

Look at that shoemaker over there in the fur vest & white leather shoes.

That dude's outfit is ridiculous. What a friggin' shoemaker!
by Fer Serial January 11, 2008
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shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.
Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.
by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011
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Shoemaker

The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".
Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.
by Mustang01 March 2, 2017
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shemake

The modern phenomenon or remaking beloved movies with an entirely female cast. Furthering the creative bankruptcy of Hollywood under the guise of female empowerment.
Ocean's 8 is nothing new. It's just a shemake of Ocean's 11.
by Grimtooth December 30, 2017
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Shoemaker

A small man but a good one however thou struggles intellectually.
That guy over there is shoemaker; he’s got it going on.
by Lukeb0,0 October 29, 2019
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