brown heineken

When a girl butt-chugs a Heineken, and the dude eats her ass afterwards.

Ah man, I wanted to get really fucked up last night, so I had my girlfriend give me a Brown Heineken.

by BrownHeineken January 3, 2017

warm Heineken

Gonorrhea

Warm Heineken taste like gonorrhea

by Zo.sweatshirt February 9, 2018

Heineken

Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.

Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2004

heineken

Piss water recovered from rampjaar

Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.


"Have you got anything other than heineken?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Heineken Shower

A halls of residence wet room/bathroom (drain in the floor in the middle of the room) comprising of a toilet, small sink and shower above. You can go out and have 12 pints of Heineken, come home, stick the shower on full, sit on the toilet whilst you spew down the drain the middle of the room.

Also good for getting ready for lectures the next day you can shit, shower and shave all at the same time

Heineken Shower

by Bunny Follocks November 22, 2010

Heineken

A dutch beer.
Doesn't make you drunk but makes you piss ass hell!
Taste like monkeypiss and pepper!

What would you like to have sir?
-euh...a Bacardi,..NO wait a Heineken! I still need to drive...

by Italiano1207 August 2, 2007

Heineken Remover

Any kind bottle cap opener

Mark: Hey Dwayne pass that Heineken Remover, I need to get at my beer
Dwayne: No problem.

by Lazy M January 4, 2008