Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
by Andre "Shinigami" G. October 15, 2008
Get the That's what she said mug.A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (presumably male) speaker. Means that no woman would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is female, the related saying that's what he didn't say should be used.
Tim: "Hey man, check out big-ass bag of weed I scored from Sampson. Let's blaze this shit up."
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"
Dave: "Wow, I've never seen one that big!"
Tim: "That's what she didn't say!"
Dave: "Ah, you got me there. I guess everyone knows I have a 3-inch penis."
Tim: "Well, I was just joking, but they do now!"
by Nicholas D December 18, 2012
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#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*
#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*
#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*
#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*
- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*
- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*
- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*
#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*
#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*
- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*
- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*
- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
by NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food April 23, 2009
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"That's what she said!"
"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
"That's what she said!"
"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
by Piece of pie December 5, 2009
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NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.
NOTE: Severely annoying when overused.
Person 1: Why is this so hard?
Person 2: That's what she said!
P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!
P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Person 2: That's what she said!
P1: Hang on, let me grab my pencil.
P2: That's what she said!
P1: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
P2: That's what sh-
P1: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 22, 2012
Get the that's what she said! mug.Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.
other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast
Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.
(Australian Slang)
other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast
Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.
(Australian Slang)
A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".
by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010
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