Shark Week

A lady's monthly time

Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"

by Wordpervect December 12, 2014

Shark week

Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.

Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!

by Flickybicky July 17, 2018

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

Shark Week

The time during a woman's menstral cycle in which she attacks and tries to murder those around her.

I'm not going over to my girlfriend's place until Tuesday- it's shark week over there.

by fuckfacebitchez February 27, 2015

Shark Week

The week of a girl's period.

Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon."
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"

by DeadRoseBringsMusicToMyEars May 16, 2014

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014

shark week period

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell

It's shark week period wear a tampon

by sierra gucci March 8, 2017