not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by the semen May 23, 2010

sharper than a buck fifty

Dressed to impress,clean,dressed to kill

He (any pronoun)looksharper than a buck fifty !!!!

by OG 1965 Edition April 18, 2017

Sharpest

a. A Complete Moron
b. Someone with large bowl movements that everybody hears.
c. Douchebag

"Dammit, that sharpest over there making this day a dam nightmare"

by Lays Potato Chips September 11, 2005

sharperi

Having a birds eye view on life or a situation.

Yeah, he saw that coming, he had the sharperi on that fool.

by Kevin Kerr August 4, 2008

sharper pencil

one who aspires to improve themselves by use of a professional 'coach'

A CEO who has a Business Coach is a 'sharper pencil'

by Blind_Dog October 18, 2008

Sharpesiosaur

Large or small, seen or unseen, sharp objects that stab, cut or wedge themselves into your skin. Usually caused by not cleaning up your workspace after a project before continuing on to the next.

"Ouch, I have a sliver of metal in my hand, stupid Sharpesiosaur."
"Keep your shoes on, there's lots of Sharpesiosaurs' on the floor."

by Shane Wilson April 1, 2017

sharterstarter

A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.

Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!

Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.

Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.

Dave: Fuck off Bill.

by SharterStarter June 21, 2019