Sharning

Lit: Shit yarns. When you are yarning (gasbagging) about something, but the subject matter is either boring, not worth talking about, or just plain shit.

Jeff came over the other day and we were sharning for hours.

by MaggieLaughsLast October 23, 2014

shanting

1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.

Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”

by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.

Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.

by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

Shanting

To deprive someone

The act of depriving someone from someone or something.

God is shanting Geoff from getting a woman.

by Geoff Kontz July 26, 2004