by YOU UTTER FOOL July 5, 2022
Get the cross-shaped rock mug.any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more
hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!
this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!
this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!
by rent-a-pig April 21, 2011
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An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.
Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?
by gouldbags May 6, 2006
Get the Y-Shaped Coffin mug.A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.
by creedmoor October 23, 2004
Get the Heart-Shaped Ass mug.KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?
Old man: I want a shaved snatch please
Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore
Female: wow!
Old man: I want a shaved snatch please
Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore
Female: wow!
by person876543 March 13, 2015
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Another word for extortion/blackmail, or the obtaining of a good or service through means of force, threats/intimidation, or abuse of power.
Another word for extortion/blackmail, or the obtaining of a good or service through means of force, threats/intimidation, or abuse of power.
Shakedown by force, threats and intimidation:
The Mafia would usually give small business owners "the shakedown," in which if the owner did not pay protection money (or "tribute") to the Mafia Don, their store would mysteriously be firebombed by vandals (read: Mafia thugs) who presumably would have been deterred if the owner had opted to partake in the Mafia protection plan.
Shakedown by abuse of power:
City councils are notorious for shakedowns by abuse of power. Suppose you bought a house for an inflated price of $50000, before property values started declining. The state wants to build a highway, and decides that your house is in the way. You don't want to move, but they offer you $25000 to pack up and leave. If you don't leave, the council will employ the eminent domain laws, which will simply *force* you to leave and *force* you to accept a measly compensation of $15000 (fair market value) for your property. While such practice is actually legal, it's still a shakedown, because if you don't agree to their initial unreasonable demands, you're going to be even worse off as a consequence--just like debating whether you want to drown in your own piss, or someone else's.
The Mafia would usually give small business owners "the shakedown," in which if the owner did not pay protection money (or "tribute") to the Mafia Don, their store would mysteriously be firebombed by vandals (read: Mafia thugs) who presumably would have been deterred if the owner had opted to partake in the Mafia protection plan.
Shakedown by abuse of power:
City councils are notorious for shakedowns by abuse of power. Suppose you bought a house for an inflated price of $50000, before property values started declining. The state wants to build a highway, and decides that your house is in the way. You don't want to move, but they offer you $25000 to pack up and leave. If you don't leave, the council will employ the eminent domain laws, which will simply *force* you to leave and *force* you to accept a measly compensation of $15000 (fair market value) for your property. While such practice is actually legal, it's still a shakedown, because if you don't agree to their initial unreasonable demands, you're going to be even worse off as a consequence--just like debating whether you want to drown in your own piss, or someone else's.
by Siegfried Zaga June 2, 2005
Get the shakedown mug.The act in which a coke whore or any cocaine addicted female places a generous amount of cocaine on the tip of the males penis. The female relentlessly likes the tip of the penis dousing the dick in saliva and cocaine. The man can then last extended amounts of time while plowing his coke whore girl friend. When the man finally finishes he feeds the female a heavy dose of cum and cocaine mixture by placing his cocaine induced load on the tip of her tongue thus sharing his load with his mate as they both experience a numbing sensation in their genitalia.
The sweet indian girl gave her white nympho boyfriend a Shanty Shakedown. sex lasted for 2 numbing hours.
by snatchman April 15, 2009
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