Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008

Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

Stampeding Terd Herd

Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.

Man I took a shit this morning. It was a stampeding terd herd.

by benny_64 February 12, 2009

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

sharpieing

The act of using a sharpie; drawing with a sharpie. Usually used on meticulous or long projects that need sharpies.

Don't touch my hand while I'm sharpieing!

by Candycape:) October 9, 2018

Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.

I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...

by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011