Shmoodled

To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.

We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney

by PattyBerz December 3, 2019

Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

Shamplebazzer

The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.

"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"

by butterballs October 8, 2005

shanoodle

1.The act of one un-circumsized penis swallowing a circumsized one.

2.To put the head of one's penis into the foreskin of another's

Tonight seems like a good night to get into a shanoodle fight.

by JP Bitch July 10, 2007

shamboulette

That little bullet of hardened shampoo that comes out first from a pump dispenser.

I felt something foreign on my scalp. It was a shamboulette
(shampoo-bullet).

Shamboulettes can remain in hair despite a thorough rinsing.

by Lizard56 October 6, 2009

Shampoovering

The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

shamoley

A schmuck that tries to sell or speak with you without proper solicitation.

Damnit, leave me alone you shamoley!

by DrZhivago July 18, 2014