Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010

skamangled

adj. ska'man'gled

1. Piss ass drunk.
2. Fubared, totally wasted beyond all recognition.

We got new haircuts and did jaegerbombs 'til we were totally skamangled last night.

by zom April 21, 2008

Shmangled

Being in an excessively intoxicated state from either, alcohol or marijuana consumption.

"Dude, do you want another hit?"
"Nah man, I'm already shmangled."

by urban vernacular December 26, 2013

shmangle

South African term describing the feeling of being wasted on narcotics, particularly Ecstacy.

I double-dropped party-smarties about an hour ago, and just schnarffed a bullet. I'm so f*ckin' shmangled!

by Icewind March 1, 2005

Shabingle

a shabingle is to attempt to do something often with the out come of comedy failure

"Go on mate have a shabingle! lots of people survive a 50 foot drop its worth it for the crease"

by Ellie turner May 16, 2007

shapangleonomy

the study of flying shapes slaying retarded unicorns with rabies in a geometry class

Because my geometry teacher never took shapangleonomy, he didn't know how to get rid of all the flying shapes and mentally challenged unicorns with rabies.

by Jonny-Schnouzehncoker December 17, 2008

shandangle

An account of events. News, story.

What's this shandangle about you being late yesterday?

I have made such a mess of this shandangle

by Gignere March 6, 2013