Shalong

A long dick not to be confused with shlong, which is slightly smaller

My boyfriend has a king Kong shalong and gives the best dick

by AdriBubbles April 28, 2017

Shlonk

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time

Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.

by Gus0001 February 15, 2019

shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

by katshyt January 30, 2014

Shawonka

Generic term for a black southern female.

Shit man, Louisiana sure does have a lot of Shawonkas...

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Shalongalong

A very large penis that is usually common in tall skinny people or short black people

Yo bro I heard James got a shalongalong

by Jay the the FlexGod October 19, 2018

Shlonky

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

by Bmagay June 23, 2019

shalone

Shalone is a name and its means a person who is stressy most of the time and gives too much verbal and is very pretty but theres on things about these shalones they will never ever be wrong

Strong,rude,Funny,Scary,everything is defined by shalone

by real.ljz August 23, 2021