shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

shagging the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shagging with 9/11 

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

shagging with 9/11 by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

shagging yourself silly by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Panic Shagging

The frantic last few one night stands as university is coming to a end.

Nick was out panic shagging last night

Panic Shagging by cd987654321 June 12, 2009

Perpendicular Shagging 

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

Perpendicular Shagging by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021

sheep shagging bastard 

Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.

see Jimmy, he's a fuckin sheep shagging bastard.

sheep shagging bastard by the non don May 2, 2008

War Shagging 

Having sexual relations with someone to gain access to a computer system or network.

I got into the network by war shagging the girl next door.

I got her WEP key off her router while she was showering after I shagged her

War Shagging by Unleash October 11, 2010