Sir Sexton

The most efficient bong of all time.

I took one chronic hit from Sir Sexton and i was good for the rest of the day.

by Mike Lightning December 30, 2010

sextus maximus

(definition) Sextus maximus is a position in kama sutra, invented by a couple of school boys having visions of making a pornographic movie in their future, based on this theme. The sextus maximus involves one girl and six guys, each a professional pornographic actor. The girl is penetrated by one man in the vagina, one man in the anal hole, is giving head to another, is receiving a 'boobjob' from another, and is masturbating the other two men. Hence the name, sextus (six) (also homo-phonic for sex) maximus (signifying large gangbang or orgy).

(situation) The movie would be set in the Ancient Roman era, and the girl is the wife of Julius Caesar. The six men are out to murder the Emperor, and the girl offers to reinact the 'Sextus Maximus' to save her husband's life. They perform the move, and when the six senators have finished with her, they still murder Caesar as she has changed her mind because she believes the six men were excellent at doing what they did.

'Somebody call for a hooker?'
'Yeah, how much for a thirty minute sextus maximus?"

by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010

Sexious

One who is both sexy and precious.

Jennah was sexy and precious. She was sexious.

by -JilLxX December 23, 2009

sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

Sexturbates

When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.

Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.

by kffluffy August 5, 2010

sextus pinus erectus

1. Latin for six tall pine trees
2. THE GREATEST LATIN PHRASE EVER!
3. figure it out for yourself

''my latin teacher taught me a new phrase today.. sextus pinus erectus!''

by thegirlwiththeoddex;) December 21, 2009

sextoy

A girl or woman with a powerful sexual hunger, that she satiates by allowing herself to be used as a sexual plaything by a variety of men, including being picked up by strangers.

My wife became a wanton sextoy for other men, because she wasn't getting the cock she needed from me.

That little young bitch already dresses like she wants to be someone's sextoy.

by July41944 May 29, 2009