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Sexorcist

say sek-sawr-sist, - ser-

Noun - middle english

1. A person who practices sexorcism.

2. The act, practice or ceremony of sexorcising, usually performed by a female dubbed 'Bindi scribble', for reasons not relating to the title.

This particular label or devout and dedicated work to the extraction of pent up sexual urges from 20 somethings is for purification of both the sexorcist & the sexorcee.

A rare & somewhat misunderstood art of satisfying oneself by selecting youthful people or persons, often hand picked like prime cattle and usually a higher price accompanies the finer trim cut homosapien. This is usually due to the financial instability 20 somethings tend to be naturally and life cyclically tending too.

The sexorcist however, being of higher and wiser mind, almost a sort of 'clairesexcitience' wealth of knowledge and emotional sensitivity, is able to pick the ripest person in need of the sexorcism.

3. A sexotic fruit from the Amazonian jungle originating from the fruit of the loins from persons aged between 20 and 29.

4. Someone who displays racial like behaviour and slurs towards the pigmentation of genitalia.
Examples:

"Bindi Scribble is a sexorcist with a keen eye for those in dire need of sexorcism"

"I usually have at least one sexorcist to keep me regular every evening; even though they are a sexpensive fruit"

"That guy was such a sexorcistic pig, the moment he realised I was of African American descent in the genitalia region he was worried it would swallow his TV"
by Professor Mooseknuckle June 3, 2015
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Sexercise

An activity that involves heat, sweating and panting. It is followed by relaxation and happiness afterwords.
Larry and Tricia enjoyed their sexercise session together.
by Exile Huscoon April 16, 2005
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sexorcise

A Form of exorcise influenced by sex. Woman in Bondage or Sexual fantasy outfits are also personal trainers and whip you into shape with their sex appeal.
i lost 10 lbs with normal excercise but doubled that with sexorcise!
by Skuzz April 28, 2008
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sexercise

I used to weigh 231432 lbs., but after sexercising 5 times a week I know weigh an amazing 100 lbs!!!
by Spoojiertastic Wang July 25, 2003
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Sexercise

To do specific exercises during sex.
I Sexercised last night and it was exhilarating! Sit ups, push ups, crunches.
by evuppy December 6, 2011
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Sexercise

Sexercise: the act of fucking someone hard and fast enough to count it as a work out and or exercise.

Something used by men and women of all ages (mostly teens) to replace exercise with.

Long. Hard. Rough. Muscle Stretching. Hot Sex
Hoelene: Hey, want to go to ze gym with me gurll?
Sharkeisha: Nahh I'm pooped out from all the sexercise. No work outs for me today.
Hoelene: Oh well that's too bad have fun with your little work on in bed Sharkeisha, c ya later (;
Sharkeisha: You mean...Sexercise?
by Tokahont4s20 December 8, 2015
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sexercise

Using the act of sex as the source of their daily exercise.
I'm going to skip the gym today. since I had a couple of hours sexercise .
by kavesa February 18, 2017
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