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sexercise 

When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging
Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"
sexercise by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010

Sexorcism 

n. Relating to the ideology that a demon or evil entity can be removed from the body through a ritual of various acts of rough sex. By this theory .. After one has been possessed, they are only able to extract the demon by literally getting it "fucked" out of them.
Joe: My girlfriend's house is haunted and she's been acting super weird lately...

Bob: So what'd you do?

Joe: I had to perform a sexorcism on her. Fucked the spirit right out of her.
Sexorcism by Alix's Man May 6, 2013

Sexercise 

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.
Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?
Sexercise by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

sexercise 

the act of getting pyhsical exercis from having sex
I've lost five pounds this week from all that sexercise
sexercise by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

sexercise 

Hello Bill, did you get your sexercise for today yet?

sexercise 

To have very energetic sex, causing sore muscles the next day as if you have run a marathon.
Wow, my abs are feeling sore! Must have been all that sexercise last night.
sexercise by blankford November 14, 2007