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sexercise

Any exercise that has limited benefits for physical fitness, but boosts one's sexual attractiveness or performance. The classic examples are bicep/forearm curls (for guys; these are purely for show), the hip abductor/adductor machines (for women; it's obviously translatable to how snugly you can squeeze a guy's penis), and any sort of ab crunch thingy.
Don't fool yourself into thinking those hip adductors will make you lose weight; it's just a silly sexercise.
by Joe Sheezy January 9, 2008
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Sexercise Ball

When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)
When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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sexercise

The act of working out while enjoying sexual intercourse. Usually the day after one sexercises, they would be sore. Amount of soreness will depend on how much sexercise they pushed themselves to do. Depends on sexual stamina.
Ben stayed home today instead of going to the gym. He earns it considering the amount of sexercise he performed last night.
by sexxualtity July 11, 2012
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Sexercise

When you are using sex to make yourself more fit.
I'm so fat! I need to hop on my boyfriend's dick and sexercise all these calories off.
by Brice August 11, 2016
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sexercise

When the sex is a great physical workout you take care of two needs at the same time; getting laid and daily exercise
man that mia should teach a class on sexerciseshe totally gave me such a workoutI don't need to go to the gym and the sexwas awesome!
by mia.dancer February 11, 2017
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Sexercise

That kind of fucking that requires intense caloric burning and lots and lots of sweat. Can replace a typical gym cardio session if done correctly.
"My girl and I sexercise every day! It's good for our health and it keeps her happy!"
by vivsnake May 7, 2022
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Sexercise

When one performs an exercise such as push ups, crunches, bicep curls, etc. mid-sexual intercourse.
Approved by Jeff Cavaliere from Athleanx.com
Aron: “Bro last night I started doing push ups on this chicks back fucking her doggystyle lmao.”
Oren: “Ah yes, Sexercise.”
by YTB - Yeah The Boys December 21, 2019
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