sexercise

Any exercise that has limited benefits for physical fitness, but boosts one's sexual attractiveness or performance. The classic examples are bicep/forearm curls (for guys; these are purely for show), the hip abductor/adductor machines (for women; it's obviously translatable to how snugly you can squeeze a guy's penis), and any sort of ab crunch thingy.

Don't fool yourself into thinking those hip adductors will make you lose weight; it's just a silly sexercise.

by Joe Sheezy January 9, 2008

Sexercise Ball

When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)

When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Sexercise

When one performs an exercise such as push ups, crunches, bicep curls, etc. mid-sexual intercourse.
Approved by Jeff Cavaliere from Athleanx.com

Aron: “Bro last night I started doing push ups on this chicks back fucking her doggystyle lmao.”
Oren: “Ah yes, Sexercise.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys December 21, 2019

sexercise

When the sex is a great physical workout you take care of two needs at the same time; getting laid and daily exercise

man that mia should teach a class on sexerciseshe totally gave me such a workoutI don't need to go to the gym and the sexwas awesome!

by mia.dancer February 11, 2017

Sexercise

When you are using sex to make yourself more fit.

I'm so fat! I need to hop on my boyfriend's dick and sexercise all these calories off.

by Brice August 11, 2016

Sexercise

1) The action of exercising your sexual health and/or dating rights.

2) In keeping with SHAPE’s mission, enjoying your sexual health according to your values; whether abstinent or engaging in a sexual relationship.

Milly, when you sexercise your boundaries and needs during sex, I have a lot of fun.

by SHAPEpeers June 29, 2012

sexercise

Exercise through the joys of sex, no need for the gym just 2 minutes a day of sexercise and watch the pounds fall off.

"Im feeling a little tubby and should maybe go to the gym but I also feel horny"
"What you need to do is sexercise then"

by PabloMac July 11, 2012