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septic baby

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"
by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019
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septicious

A polite way of saying what is of or like that which is septic, that is to say: "shitty". Also, in Latin a septum is a wall, so something septicious walls one off from that which is pleasant.
Her father thinks that her septicious attitude stinks.
by Gregory V. Richardson October 4, 2003
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Septic Face

A great looking male specimen, with a perfect everything... except his face. It is the male equivalent of Butter Face.
Girl 1: So is this Jason guy hot?
Girl 2: Bring a bag -- he's a septic face.
by CalamityHats July 25, 2011
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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017
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Prego-seption

A fetus within a fetus: Prego-seption
by wodahs20 July 29, 2012
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Septic

Yanks.

The kind of idiot who votes a thumbs down to a perfectly good slang word definition, just because they havent heard it in their neck of the woods, and probably has a brother called "Troy" or some such nonsense. You know who you are, you mugs!
Who voted a thumbs down to my defition of "mug"?

Probably some idiot septic!
by Kent Paul September 28, 2006
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Septianingrum

LEGEN- I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is - DARY!!!!!!
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so septianingrum!
Guy 2: I'm pretty septianingrum myself ;)
by budderflisli February 7, 2012
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