Segway Thighs 

Segway thighs originates from the word Segway which means sexy, but on a higher level of sexy. So sexy in fact that you can’t even say sexy so you have to say Segway. Segway thighs was originally created for the (sadly) Fictional character Peter Parker (Tom Holland version) and his Segway toned thighs.

“Dang bro Peter Parker has some Segway thighs”

“Heck yeah he does I wish I could find me a man with his Segway thighs”
“Don’t we all”

Segway Thighs by Livingnoodle May 4, 2021

segway jerk 

Any jerk that rides on a segway.

Haha, look at that segway jerk, riding along in his suit talking on his cellphone.

segway jerk by paulthebassguy June 12, 2007

segway steal 

the act of stealing a segway.

I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.

segway steal by bread infection December 31, 2005

Mexican segway 

A stand on mower. It's like a rider/walk-behind hybrid. You don't have to walk, but you don't get to sit down.

See those landscaping guys over there? Looks like one of them has the Mexican segway.

Mexican segway by Gringo Libre September 25, 2010

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway 

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010

Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop 

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018

mexican segway 

stand up style commercial lawnmower commonly used by landscaping companies

Hey Pablo, do you want to trim hedges today or ride the Mexican Segway?

mexican segway by babyratt June 8, 2022