Premature sendulation

Noun. Accidentally clicking "send" in an email or text before one has completed it or finished editing it, resulting in a less satisfying or embarrassing experience for both sender and receiver. At best, results in confusing truncated messages or typos; at worst, results in social, economic or political suicide.

When trolling for a booty call late at night, Andrew forwards the same text to multiple women. He frequently suffers from premature sendulation, accidentally leaving the wrong woman's name in the text and ensuring instant rejection.

Caitlin didn't realize she'd committed premature sendulation when she sent an email thread to her manager without stripping some choice words about her boss from the thread. She was fired.

by August Stockton August 30, 2012

secularity

where, in an institution like a school, no religious bias is allowed to be on display

France has secularity, or laicité, and that means that all forms of religious headwear, clothes or teaching is banned

by wonderool March 23, 2004

Secular humanist

A person who believes that religion should be disregarded pertaining to matters of the state or nation. Secular humanists may not necessarily be atheists or free-thinkers, and may even be religious or spiritual. Instead of living to please supernatural beings, secular humanists prioritize the well-being of humans, and some others are also concerned with animals and the environment. Most secular humanists don't rely on faith, myth or superstition to guide decision-making, but instead use reason and science.

Religion hinders human progress. Eventually, most people will be secular humanists.

by TheSereneSecularist August 22, 2017

Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

quod potero sedulo

a high school called orange high school uses the quote quod potero sedulo thinking that it means "whatever i do i do to the best of my abilities" when in fact it actually means be able to pay. however they are that clueless about it they just say that the person who said that is wrong. it's also hypocritical considering that school funding is shit like you would expect.

you: hey? remember when we searched up that stupid quote from our school and found out what it actually meant?

person 2: the quod potero sedulo one?

me: yeah, that one.

person 2: oh yeah, that was stupid.

by Firegear1234 December 12, 2020

sedlak

The act of never-ending laughter that usually ends with an uncomfortable joke that is meant to continue the laughter, or when someone's mom gets hit by a car and dies.

"Dude, that joke made me sedlak up until Matt's mom got hit by that car and died."

"I told my mom a joke that made her sedlak, until she got hit by a car and died."

by Cornholio Sean December 6, 2007

Secular Talk

A radio/YouTube show where some 28 y/o, squeaky New Yorker called Kyle Kulinski talks Liberal, secular politics, New Atheism, and sexual jokes.
Regularly rants against: Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Obama, money in politics, religion, conservatism, war.
Regularly rants for: Bernie Sanders, weed, healthcare, Jill Stein, free speech, secularism, Atheism.

Hater: Secular Talk is a squeaky fagit, fam.
Me: He's squeaky, but there's no evidence of homosexuality here.

by Itz Rob February 11, 2017