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Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
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FNaF: Security Breach

FNaF: Security Breach is a new entry into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, released in December 17 2021 by Scott Cawthon and built/developed by Steel Wool Studios.
It's the first official FNaF game to be fully free-roam, and is by far the BIGGEST FNaF game ever released in terms of budget and time being developed. (It is also the sequel to Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted)

The game's official price is currently around $40 and provides around 10 hours of gameplay (or around 13 hours if you were to beat all the endings).

In the game you play as Gregory, a young boy trapped inside of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex (which is a giant frikin' mall). And the point of the game is to survive until 6 AM until the doors reopen again and Gregory can escape.
Have you seen the new FNaF: Security Breach game??? 👁️👄👁️
by FlooferLand January 3, 2022
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social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
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security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.
Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.
by TheBlankey February 4, 2006
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National Security

An excuse for the government to ignore the constitution. (We all want to be ‘safe’ don’t we?)
Despite the 5th amendment, the Iraqi and Afgan prisoners were denied a fair trial in the name of national security.
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mall security

usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.
concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
by bah May 13, 2005
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security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .
laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .
by zebra22 September 28, 2008
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