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sexism

funny when one is joking, otherwise a horrible thing
.what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her

why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? nothin you aint said twice

why hasnt there been a woman president? theres already maids and cooks in the whitehouse
by emmanem April 1, 2005
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Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.
I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.
by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007
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Sexism

Unfair discrimination of both genders, male and female. There are many examples of it, and it attacks both genders.
Examples:
1. Porn, because it makes females look like sex objects/increases males' expectations
2. How gym coaches go easy on females, but treat males like crap no matter how good they do. 5 pushups is good for a female, but 25 is bad for a male
3. How females can get a boyfriend with no effort on their part, but it's very hard for males
4. How skinny males are seen as weak nerds, but skinny females are seen as hot

Summing this up, a male's life is harder
I hate my gym coach, he's the epitome of sexism. Girls only have to do 5 pushups, but we have to do 50 and still get yelled at.
by Unlucky_Male August 8, 2012
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seismoflowage

When a woman is fucked in the ass and the semen then slowly drips out over the course of the next few days.
Dude, I cream-pied in Ashley's ass and now she's got serious seismoflowage all down her leg.
by Jacob K April 11, 2007
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reverse sexism

There is no such this as 'reverse sexism' towards men; it's just called sexism, plain and simple. Women can be sexist to men too, whether you like it or not, so just learn to accept it.
Moron: When a woman is sexist to a man, it's called reverse sexism.

Person with common sense: Nope, it's just called sexism.
by psycarrot November 21, 2020
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Sexism

Sexism is what both men and women suffer from. Most people think that women suffer more from it, however they have much less to complain about nowadays.
Common examples of sexism towards women :

1) When a guy has sex with a lot of girls he is admired, however when a girl has sex with a lot of guys she is called a 'slut' or 'whore'

2) women get paid less than a man does even if they both do the same job at the same level.

Common examples of sexism towards men:

1) No matter how much a woman makes, the man is often expected to pay for everything.

2) The man is expected to ask the girl out rather than the other way around, he is also expected to propose, etc.

3) If a man hugs another man he is gay, if a woman kisses another woman with tongues, it is seen as normal.

4) If a man sees a woman undressing in her bedroom.. HE is arrested for being a Peeping Tom.

If a woman sees a man undressing in his bedroom...HE is arrested for indecent exposure.

5) If a woman hits a man, noone bats an eyelid, if a man fights back, he can be arrested for up to life in jail.

6) Women feel like they're entitled to help from men, whilst they don't think they need to return the favour.

7) Being raped, beaten, etc is a very serious concern if it happens to women. However if it happens to men? The man would be laughed at and told to 'grow some balls.'
by Danz123 August 25, 2010
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seismopussy

a seismograph measures earthquakes, seismopussy is givin an earthquake to that pussy
I gave that Aria chick a seismopussy man
by sicklad2619 October 19, 2016
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