"Simp Season", from November to February when Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and Valentine's Day all go back to back with eachother.
Contrary to Spring/Summer when people want to go to parties and hoe out, Simp Season amplifies the loneliness you feel and subconsciously family, friends and relationships take priority over alcohol and partying.
During Simp Season people often attempt to get cuffed as quick and easy as possible - this can lead to many mistakes and stupid decisions.
Contrary to Spring/Summer when people want to go to parties and hoe out, Simp Season amplifies the loneliness you feel and subconsciously family, friends and relationships take priority over alcohol and partying.
During Simp Season people often attempt to get cuffed as quick and easy as possible - this can lead to many mistakes and stupid decisions.
"It's Simp Season bruh don't go doing anything stupid like getting back with your ex, just chill these couple months you don't need to be in a relationship"
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When somebody is an athlete during one particular season of the year and gets a six-pack during this time, but after the season ends it fades away due to lack of activity.
Amanda: Hey, didn't Joe have a six-pack during the swim season?
Claire: Yeah, but now he just sits around and plays Modern Warfare 2 all day, he has a seasonal six-pack.
Claire: Yeah, but now he just sits around and plays Modern Warfare 2 all day, he has a seasonal six-pack.
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"there's going to be a salt session at the cookout this weekend when Uncle Johnny sees Tommy, because Uncle Johnny has always been jealous of him for no reason"
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