The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers.

Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).

Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Cape Cod-- a vacation spot in SE Massachusetts

refers to Cape Coral, a city in southwest Florida.

A stupid bitch that always gets in the way, ruining your plans. The cape always tags along and will whine the entire time.

Only the worst show in history!.. Honestly NBC must have been on some wrong pills when they put this out.. It's cheesy characters and plot drive you nuts, turn your stomach, and make you find yourself googling about how terrible the show is.... The upsides of the show is the max malini/melinisp dude who is actually degrading himself being part of this fucking show!. Fuck I wonder why I keep going back to watch the mothafucking show.... Notice how he jumps out of nowhere and thinks he's such a badass........ fuck I'm frustrated trying to describe the show.